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((Hanging with Prowl.))

Its monday and I am hungover because we had to drink a little bit more wine than necessary last night by the river. I took this pic. Life quality. But now I am not motivated for anything….

Norwegian cat chases a fox off its owner’s property [dailymail]

tinyglitch:

homosindisguise:

intimatebeheading:

this is 100% homosindisguise's fault ok

YOU DID IT AND ITS FLAWLESS ILU 

I’m gonna die

imaginarymuffin:

lem-borghini:

yeah. Is it only me or does this say fat people are closer related to monster aliens than think people? If so why thank you. I’m quite used to it.

Working my way through necromorph on my way to xenomorph atm, the ultimate perfection! And Lem, yes it says chubbier are closer to monsters, who also happens to be the perfect creature in existence :3 … so yay! (and the necromorph looks like how I feel, after my crossfit today xD)

Hmpf apparently we are on the same level of development here. But if I try to see things your way, maybe HR Giger would be interested in portraits of us?

Yo Tumblr, new shades.

Also: Follow me on Twitter: Lem_Borghini

mrmock:

cutebabe:

erinswed:

cutebabe:

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

cutebabe:

A GUY WAS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW MAKING THE MOST DISGUSTED FACE EVER BC HE SAW MY ARMPITS SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THIS SELFIE IN THE MOMENT OF IT

Gross

this is the wikipedia page for the Chihuahua (dog) please cheer yourself up

It’s just seems strange that some one would put so much effort into having nice makeup, which is a long frustrating process, but won’t put in the effort to spare 30 seconds in the shower shaving the pits.

this is a compilation video of puppies learning to walk 

Can we just appreciate that instead of retaliating, this person is trying to cheer up these people who are obviously having a hard time?

Let that woman be a shining example for not giving a fuck about what others think of as beautiful and what not.

blackyrider:

awkwardsonicphotos:

My roommate wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog cake and we happily obliged

This looks like Hannibal Lecter’s soul

HW